Clown First Bumper Sticker

I'M A CLOWN FIRST

Priorities are important.

“I'M A CLOWN FIRST AND A MEMBER OF THIS CRIPPLING SOCIETY SECOND” is a declaration of values for anyone who's decided that clowning around is more important than participating in the slow-motion collapse of modern life.

Big, ridiculous, saloon-style lettering makes sure everyone gets the message—whether they're behind you at a stoplight, walking past your laptop, or questioning your life choices.

Stick it on your car, laptop, water bottle, mirror, or anywhere else that could use a little existential clown energy.

Details:

• 8" × 4" bumper stickers
  
• Weather-resistant vinyl
• Big enough to make a statement
• Small enough to stick basically anywhere
• Designed by Coin Operated Boyy

Clown first. Society second.
It's called having priorities.

$3 off when purchased with a print — use code STICKER.